punkbonnibel:

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

(via sunalwaysshining)

angrymexicana:

cody ko n noel miller r the only men that matter

(via tinymeatgang)

*is in hell*

snoden:

me: it’s hot
satan: it’s the heat

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ubhokami:

On all levels except physical I’m 6’3

(via sunalwaysshining)

bewbin:

why do youtubers start with “what is up” but dont even wait for me to tell them about my day. this reltionship is too one sided my mother was right about u 

(via thebootydiaries)

imfuckinggai:

My neighbors right now at 12:55 am:

(via princeass)

tokoshi:

me laying in bed on my phone, needing to pee for the past half hour with my phone on 2%

(via ultravariety)

dankmemeuniversity:

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babyspicegf:

when lovebug is playing and it sounds like an acapella group from a college in the fifties and then they hit that high note and then joe screams NOW IM! and the guitar breakdown comes and u ascend to another spiritual plane

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